Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Chronicles from Cancer Land: Chuckles…


So I was running late for my 9:00am blood-letting appointment at CancerCare this morning. For some inane reason, I had decided to plug the parking pay station with small change. Not having any loonies or toonies and maybe some rebellion against the $2.00/hour parking fee motivated me. Anyway, I had previously noted that small change could be fed into the parking terminal, so I took a jar of the stuff with me. I needed three hours and that amounts to a lot of dimes, nickels and quarters. It was also minus 18 or something and the cold plus my chemo-savaged finger-ends were having a hard time stuffing in the change. After the first 20 coins or so, the machine started spitting them back at me, so I was fishing them out of the coin return and frantically putting them back into the coin slot. Then this guy walks up to use the machine and gives me a “searching” look. Oh, oh, I thought: he thinks I’m a nutter. I admitted defeat and left with a printed ticket for 47 minutes. The good news is that I was only 5 minutes late for my appointment. The bad news is that I had to buy a bottle of water and weasel some loonies as change from the kiosk-minder inside Health Sciences Centre and walk back to put more money in the meter!

Then, off to an appointment with my oncologist in the knowledge that at least I wouldn’t get a parking ticket. What else I would get, I didn’t know.

My oncologist is a mercurial fellow and I was steeling myself to be able to get from him the information I wanted about my treatment plan without setting him off or putting him off. I need not have worried. He was very focused, patient-centered, pleasant and thorough in the information he had for me. I now am very comfortable with the current plan, about which Amanda and I have written in previous blogs.

Next, I had to stop and renew my driver’s license and settle some other insurance business. Well, would you believe it? This is my year for a new photo ID! I can hardly wait to see my bald head on my new driver’s license. Not a pretty sight! If I had any illusions about not being vain about my hair, they have been summarily shattered.

Val and Amanda in our very early days.
A reminder of Val's red, red hair. 
I also needed to change some things on our house insurance so the woman who deals with that stuff told the woman who was taking care of my driver’s license that “the gentleman could come into her office when finished”.  Ok, ok, so I have been taken as a member of the opposite sex in the past, but never before with my hat off!

The good news is that for only $10.00, I can have a new photo ID taken once my hair has grown in. I thought maybe I’d take up a collection…

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